Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Met so many weirdos today.......One crazy ass simply enjoyed going round the shop trying everything and smelling the price tags....Another just thought she is Mother Queen....couldn't get her fat ass off the sofa..."erm can u show me that shoe? that one....na there lor....no no....not that one ,there...below...the last one.....ya bring here show me...." OMG.....Wtf man......then came a pervert.......
Pervert customer : Is there a discount on underwear ??
Best salesman( me of course!) : Yup 40 % sir.....
Pervert Customer: erm.....you only have white?
BS: Yup
PC: White very easy dirty you noe.......
BS: erm......
PC: esp this part (pointing to that very part on the underwear) ....easily stains......rite?
BS: erm......
PC: you oso wear this type??
BS erm....nn--ooo....
PC: What about these G-string.....can wear right?
BS: Sorry sir ...these are for ladies....
PC: Oh.....okok...thanks......( and the story goes on.....)

-Brandon faced death at 1:28 AM

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