Brandon

Saturday, May 27, 2006

A&F rulz......

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-Brandon faced death at 5:39 PM

We kicked off this busy week with sit-test.......some pic taken during the out-field

OH......wat's that!

Under heavy enemy
bombarment....
RUN....tonner RUN !!

SHIT....kana
CAPTURED!

captured??
WAH....TA....!
Revenge time........

Peaceful days are back......

BBQ LOR!!!!!!!!!!!

My recruits putting up a performance.....the very 1st time they impressed me. They are even more crap than me....

-Brandon faced death at 3:48 PM

Sunday, May 21, 2006

180506 will be a memorable day for my platoon. For those who are not going to command school, it will most probably be their darkest army day...haha. On 180905 , 2LT Attitude finally lost control and he rocked the falcon Coy Line.
180506- My fellow commanders caught 5 guys watching champions league in Annex room in the middle of the night. When asked to write down their name and platoon , one bloody idiot gave the whole info. Later in the morning when they called for the five guys, only four came out, they couldn't find the fifth guy. The four guys were from plt 4 , the commanders were from 2 and 3, but none regconised the guy. So.........must be from plt 1.
In the afternoon, My specs went up spot check....Found bayonet on the table, Hp charging....entire room messy. BAYONET ON THE TABLE!!!!!! WTF man!!!!

Im damn bloody pissed off......In the evening, i interrogate them in push-up position but no one confessed . Then.....HELL BROKE LOOSE.........They got F up down left right inside out. They looked like panic dogs sia........Their expression ...some wanted to cry....some damn buay song....but all looked damn bloody shagged . I told them who not happy come look for me......but till now none came. They must be damn happy sia......hahah.

190506- Their discipline was tip top.......i was very happy.
200506- The fifth guy came to me and confessed. WTF man.....really from my platoon. Utterly disappointed. Im not going to F them anymore.....I will ask OC charge him. CHARGE the damn bloody BASTARD.
See who still dare to mess around with me.......

-Brandon faced death at 7:00 PM

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Our life is just like a bell curve, constantly moving up and down. Once you hit the peak, the next thing you know is that you are going down again. Recently i've just hit the rock bottom man.....been super duper booper SUAY.....
1. I kanna SDO duty last saturday. No long weekend.

2. During duty, i made some mistake ...kanna F.

3. The next day, nobody came to take over duty......Shit happened smt cocked up. I wasted half a duty doing extra duty.

4. Monday officer parade, forgot to cut hair.....Last min i asked my spec to cut for me....escaped inspection.

5. Handed in APPROVAL OF PLAN late......last warning given.

6. All my subordinates and i were caught trying to be creative......In our platoon photo, we put our callsigns....... 2LT ATTITUDE, 3sgt FIRE, 3SGT PROFESSIONALISM, 3SGT TIGER and 3 SGT CLOUD. My subordinates kanna F......i managed to escape becos the sgt major dun
dare scold me.

7.Kanna arrow up down left right inside out......In charge of company outing, in charge of spending the company fund, in charge of wits project bla bla bla bla.

Due to my good relationship with people, good acting skills, and wonderfully blessed life ,
i always managed to escape punishments. For whatever shit kanna-ed , ACT BLUR (and innocent too!), ACT HONEST (dun tok back...admit all mistakes ) and give a little SMILE . Passed this SUAY period and i will be moving UP........

Today we had our Handgrenade Live throw......YesH! im still alive!

-Brandon faced death at 11:09 PM

Thursday, May 11, 2006

i finally get to book out......stupid Field Camp is over, thanks god. The field camp was damn slack for the commanders....its more like a chalet . Everyday we just play UNO and DAI DEE. I only have to conduct few lessons.....I made it simple...made it CHOP CHOP....i happy ,the recruits oso happy(cos they can have more admin time). One "major" event i conducted was the sudden field pack inspection.......WAH ! i caught so many ppl bringing contraband items such as Wet Wipes, Sweets, Facial Wash and ............A HANDPHONE. i was damn freaking pissed off and lost my temper. I screamed at the idiot who brought hp till he was about to cry....then i stopped. He was one damn F bastard, i just felt like giving him one tight slap. The whole company was F upside down, inside out, left to right ,right to left by the commanders ....hope they will remember it forever. Another "major" event was the wild boar chase....HAHa ....There was one night, the wild boars came to disturb the recruits. All of us armed ourselves with sticks and started chasing the wild boars....haha it was damn exciting sia.

Field camp over .....back to camp....SHIT!

My LOCK KOK office......Messy and disturbing.

The MAN UNITED sign is damn disturbing but i can't remove it.

My boss is a hardcore Man U fan......and i ,the Man U Hater, offended him.

-Brandon faced death at 6:51 PM

Monday, May 01, 2006

Last week we had our Live range.....it was the 1st time those bloody recruits fired a M16. They cocked up here and there ....really pissed me off like F. I was screaming like hell.......all the "F" just came out..... Some idiots were freaking stupid , i buay tahan have threw my light stick at them. Not i saddist... wanna scream at them lar.....if they cocked up shot somebody.....we PC will be held responsible.....sian....
Next week they will be having field camp.....i have to be confined with them.WTF.

Last saturday after my boss indian wedding(SUCKS .....nv nv attend an indian wedding), i went DXO to meet up will kev n co. and my OCS frenz....Kenny ronald they all were there too....not forgetting the "beachgal" n un-Grace chen....haha Really stunning that YS brought them along....WTF.....and heard Nelson wanna court Beachgal.....HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH really wtf.....haha
thanks to chris....kept forcing me to drink....i almost KO.
Haiz.....This is how me and fellow officers spent our saturyday......bobian.......nothing better to do.

Book in lor......F man. enjoy the new video clips!

-Brandon faced death at 5:33 PM